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May 21st, 2010


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03:57 pm - Romie, calm down with your recklessness
Wheeeee! I have just eaten a pink cupcake with as much frosting as cupcake, and now I am drinking a cup of coffee to burn off the sugar shakes and very soon I will eat pasta to forestall a complete crash. Also, I forgot to take both my allergy medicine and my vitamin this morning because I got distracted peeling shelf paper off the bathroom cabinets. (I realized I forgot to take my allergy medicine when I got to work and dumped a glass of water on my foot because I was disoriented and forgot how to use the sink I use every day.)

I am wearing a Wonder Woman shirt today. Also, I don't understand why there was shelf paper in the bathroom in the first place. Whoever lived here before us had a fetish for shelf paper, flying completely in the face of both function and aesthetics. These are good sturdy shelves painted with thick layers of high gloss acrylic; they might as well be coated in plastic. (They are coated in plastic. Or, well, a polymer, anyway, which plastic is.)

For dinner, I plan to have a bacon sandwich and some V8, and this pleases me. Ciro is off making a key so that C.Blacker, our soon-arriving guest, shall have one, Schneider* has suggested some awfully good additions to the Hayseeds script, and the shelf paper is roughly the same color as the painted wood, but yellowed, and it's stained and peeling and usually damp. What is the point of shelf paper that is messier and more disorganized than the original surface, which incidentally does not need special protection and which you are not decorating with the shelf paper? I need to make some kind of PSA about this.

* Director of Photography.
Current Mood: hypercartoony

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From:liquidmorpheme
Date:May 21st, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
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BABY YOU ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
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From:rinue
Date:May 21st, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
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EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee run around run around!

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